TEQUILA BUYS HOMES
We buy houses as-is in DC, MD, and VA
Get A Fair Cash Offer From A Trusted Local DC, MD, and VA Cash Home Buyer To Sell On The Date You Pick.
No Realtors, No Fees, No Commissions.
WHO IS TEQUILA BUY HOMES?
Tequila Buys Homes is the DC, MD, and VA area’s most respected house buying service. We are a highly experienced home buying team that is focused on helping homeowners like you to sell your house fast, without any hassle, games, or fees, and we’re committed to delivering this service with transparency and integrity throughout the entire experience.
We buy houses all over the country, including DC, MD, VA, and surrounding areas. We know the area, which means our home buying team can help you sell your house fast no matter where it is or what condition it’s in (and even if there are tenants).
Again, we’re not agents who are trying to sell your house to others. We are professional house buyers, which means we have our own cash and are ready to buy. We can even make you an offer on the spot. Once we make you an offer you can choose whether or not you want to take that offer (and you can even shop it around if you want, talk it over with others, and think about it before deciding). We have a strict no-pressure policy, and our many previous clients love it and are proof that it works.
Trusted And Reliable Local DC, MD, and VA Home-buyers
We Buy Houses Anywhere In the DC, MD, and VA region, And At Any Price. Our direct house buying process is simple and as a bonus, we pay for all closing costs too.
If you want to sell your D.M.V property… get the process started today! Fill out the fast response form above or call us at 202-735-3333.
You can finally get rid of the property that’s been stressing you out.
Fast Closing Is Available – As Little As 7 Days
- Avoiding foreclosure?
- Facing divorce
- Upside down in your mortgage?
It doesn’t matter whether you live in it, you’re renting it out, it’s vacant, or not even habitable. We help owners who have inherited an unwanted property, own a vacant house, are behind on payments, owe liens, downsized, and can’t sell… even if the house needs repairs that you can’t pay for… and yes, even if the house is fire damaged or has bad rental tenants.
Put an end to all the stress and hassle of selling a house on your own or listing with an agent. Save time and money by selling directly to us.
The Easiest Way To Sell Your DC, MD, or VA House Fast
At Tequila Buys Homes we believe the house selling process should be easier, faster, and more painless for D.M.V home sellers. If you’re serious about selling your DC, MD, or VA house… we’re ready to give a fair all-cash offer. Also, when we buy your house directly from you, we buy as-is. You walk away without having to do any repairs. We’ll even clean out the property for you. It’s that easy and convenient.
We’ll guide you through every step.
Get a fair offer
within 24 hours
Avoid the hassles of listing your house
with our D.M.V Cash Offer Program. In
many cases, we can present you with a
fair, all-cash offer in as little as 24 hours
– no obligations, no fees.
Pick the date you
want to close
Selling your house can be stressful.
Have peace of mind by knowing all of
your options to sell your house (we can
even do the repairs for you!)
Sell on your terms.
Have the flexibility to sell on the date
you choose. We can often close in as
quick as 7 days with our Cash
What are the benefits of selling your DC, MD, or VA house directly to Tequila Buys Homes?
Tequila Buys Homes provides another option for selling your home. No listing fees. No agent commissions. And a quick, hassle-free closing process. You won’t have to worry about the hassle of repairs or renovations. Getting rid of the headache and hassle of dealing with an unwanted property is our service to you. Sell your home without the hassle of a traditional sale. See the side-by-side comparison below:
Our Cash Offer Program
Sell your house to Tequila Buys Homes
We’ll make you a fair cash offer so you can sell without the hassles and stress of listing.
- Competitive cash offer within 24 hours
Tell us about your house, then we’ll carefully evaluate it with local market expertise and provide you a fair, no-obligation offer.
- No Showings – No Hassles
We buy your house “as-is,” so there are no open houses, no weekend showings, and no need to fix it up first.
- You choose your closing day
Once we make an offer, we are able to close in days, not months. You pick the date that is best for you.
- We pay ALL closing costs
Closing costs can add up, which is why we cover them for you. Absolutely zero extra costs or hidden fees.
- Zero fees. Zero commissions
Since we’re buying your house, we charge no fees and no commissions. The sales price is the amount that goes into your pocket.
- We’ll cover any repairs
Does your house need repairs? We’ll handle them for you. You can even leave behind unwanted items and we’ll haul them off – no extra charge.
The Traditional Way
Listing your house with an agent
The amount of time, money and stress involved with listing your house adds up.
- The months it takes to sell add up
Your home is costing you money the whole time it sits on the market. Some people just can’t wait 90 days to sell their house.
- Plenty of showings and disruption to your life
Not only do you have to get your house ready to show, but the number of showings can provide a serious disruption to your life.
- It takes forever to close
It takes anywhere from 30-60 days to close after accepting a buyer’s offer – that’s assuming that their financing doesn’t fall through…
- 1-2% in closing costs paid by you,
On average, a seller is responsible for up to 2% of the sales price in the form of closing costs.
- Fees and commissions stack up
In addition to closing costs, commissions and fees stack up and reduce how much goes in your pocket. On average, 6% in commissions/fees are paid by a seller.
- You could be on the hook for repairs
Depending on what pops under during the inspection period, you could be on the hook for repairs that you didn’t know you needed.
How It Works
To start, simply tell us about your home and your situation on this site – or give us a call at 202-735-3333. Get your fair cash offer within 24 hours.
No obligations at all.
Tell us about your house: we’ll get to work today analyzing your property.
We’ll make you a fair offer based on the market value and condition.
You get to choose the selling option that works best for you (zero obligation).
Selling To Tequila Buys Homes vs Listing Your Property With A Local Real Estate Agent
Listing with an agent works great if you have a property in perfect condition and can afford to wait for the right buyer. The DC, MD, and VA housing market is hot and pretty houses are selling fast on the market. However, we can help you avoid the hassles of a traditional sale. Traditional buyers may have their financing fall through, having dozens of people walk through your house in an open house, and worrying about inspections, all can add stress and months to the process. When you take the agent’s fees and items the buyer is requesting you fix into account, the actual amount you get in your pocket is almost never the price you’re selling for.
What’s the solution to skip the uncertainty and lengthy process?
Sell directly to Tequila Buys Homes – we buy houses directly from homeowners. Sell your house fast without the hassle of waiting for buyers or the cost of commissions.
- We’ll clean the house – You don’t need to clean up and repair the property
- Sell as-is – Your house needs repairs you don’t want to make? Great! We’ll do the repairs for you.
- No commissions (and we’ll pay closing costs!) – We don’t charge commissions. Our profit comes from fixing up your house and going through the hassles ourselves to sell it.
- Fully confidential and private – Avoid having to share your information with the world on the MLS, with agents and dozens of buyers. Our process is fully private and discreet.
When we buy your house with our local Cash Home Buyer program…
We’ll know very quickly if we can help you, and unlike selling through an agent, you don’t have to wait to see if the buyer can get financing… we’re ready to buy right now!
Choosing The Right Local DC, MD, and VA Buyer For You
When you sell your house locally there are 3 options…
List your house on the market with a real estate agent: From listing to cash in hand it’s usually 45-90+ days, hassles of open houses, commissions, and uncertainty.
Sell the house yourself (FSBO): You’re doing all the work an agent would, saving a bit of money but costing dozens of hours of time.
Sell for cash to Tequila Buys Homes: Avoid all of the hassles with listing on the market, pick your closing date, no obligation to see our offer, no need to do repairs, and we LOVE the most difficult situations agents or other investors won’t touch.
When you contact us and submit the short property information form (below), we’ll give you a fair all-cash offer on your house within 24 hours… and the best part is: we can close whenever YOU choose to close – it’s entirely up to you. It doesn’t matter what condition the house is in, or even if there are tenants in there that you can’t get rid of… don’t worry about it. We’ll take care of it for you. And if you need the cash quickly, we can close in as little as 7 days because we buy houses with cash and don’t have to rely on traditional bank financing.
(Go here to learn about our process →)
SELL YOUR HOUSE AND WALK AWAY
We help property owners just like you, in all kinds of situations. From divorce, foreclosure, death of a family member, burdensome rental property, and all kinds of other situations. We buy houses in DC, MD, and VA… including DC, MD, and VA and surrounding areas and pay a fair cash price, fast. Sometimes, those who own property simply have lives that are too busy to take the time to do all of the things that typically need to be done to prepare a house to sell on the market… if that describes you, just let us know about the property you’d like to be rid of and sell your home quickly for cash.
If you simply don’t want to put up with the hassle of owning that house any longer, and if you don’t want to put up with the hassle and time-consuming expense of selling your property the traditional way, let us know about the property you’d like to be rid of and sell your house fast for cash. Talk to someone in our office before submitting your property information by calling us today at 202-735-3333
We buy houses in DC, MD, and VA, DC, MD, and VA 22204 and all surrounding areas in DC, MD, and VA. If you need to sell your house fast in DC, MD, and VA, connect with us… we’d love to make you a fair no-obligation no-hassle offer. Take it or leave it. You’ve got nothing to lose 🙂
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GET AN OFFER TODAY, AND SELL IN A MATTER OF DAYS…
Or Give Us A Call Now At 202-735-3333